We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
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Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
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you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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