You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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