Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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