jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
NoShamevember. You game?
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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