just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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