absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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