i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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