i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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