Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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