Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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