Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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