Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
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