office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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