then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
You can make out without kissing
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