I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
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It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
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Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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