one might say we're banned from that church
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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