just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Just took my morning after pill in the library
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Randomize
