I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
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Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
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I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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