Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
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Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
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My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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