just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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