dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
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just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
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It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
false alarm, still single
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