Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
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bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
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Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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