So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
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I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
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are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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