yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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