if any two of us come back from the bar and aren't getting laid we will systematically destroy everything in the kitchen
Me. At least after what I've been through.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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