i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Randomize
