went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
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