Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Say something about gay babies.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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