By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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