He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
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she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
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I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
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