You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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