can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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