I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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