i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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