She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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