We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
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Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
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the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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