You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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