it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Randomize
