The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Randomize
