Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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