And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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