...so i touched it.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
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I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
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she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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