fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
he fucked my hip out of place.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Randomize
