You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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