i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
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Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
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EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
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