That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
Randomize
