My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
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