I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
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