what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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