It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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