Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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