Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
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