Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
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