better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
ttyl tear gas
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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