Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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