you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
She tied me up with her honor cords...
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
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I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
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Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize