Only a mothe r could love this liver
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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